And I always thought the game was over at E

That's The Christmas Spriti

Peace Two Fingers

Dedicated Actor

Good thing this wasn't one of those new age remakes like Leonardo D did in Romeo in Juliet or he'd be all shot up himself dead

When I die... This is what I want to come back as

The Drewbear can now be considered obsolete:

Instructional Video: How to Get a Hot Chick

So Thhiissss is how you get hot chicks..



First stop.. Canada to get me-self a shirt

Overheard At The Office

Ttocs Nosliw: "Hey.. So do you suck or chew on Mentos?"

When spoken out loud this leads to the questioning of Mr. Nosliw's sexuality.

Kcaz & Derf Backwards News

Nad Dradeb Identified as Naugatuck Shooter

Naugatuck, CT - Kcaz & Derf have exposed the identity of the shooter in question in Saturday's Naugatuck gas station shooting. Although initial reports by the Waterbury Republican have cited this as a possible suicide attempt, Kcaz & Derf have discovered the true motive to this madness.

According to recent testimony Nad Dradeb, 25, woke up on Saturday morning for his normal routine of waking up at 7:00am, toasting a bagel, and walking downstairs to enjoy his bagel while staring at his roommate while he sleeps. However on this Saturday morning he opened the door to his roommate's bedroom to find that his roommate has already left for an early tailgate at Rentschler Field. Enraged, Mr. Dradeb jumped into his 2004 Honda Accord and began a pursuit to find his roommate to complete his morning satisfaction. Upon getting to the end of his street Nad's Low Fuel indicator came on, forcing him to delay his quest by stopping at the nearby Sunoco gas station.

This is where things got messy for Mr. Dradeb. According to sources, during the fueling process a native Naugatuck squirrel climbed to the top of Nad's car and with a leap of faith was able to grab the aforementioned toasted bagel from Mr. Dradeb's tired grip. Born and raised in Ellington, CT, Nad acted on his childhood instincts by grabbing his ever-handy shotgun duct taped under his car.

After two missed shots from 12 to 18" away, Nad Dradeb reached into his trunk for more shells. This gave the squirrel enough time to jump onto Mrs. Anita Gurtz's 2004 Impreza who had gotten into her car to flee from the shots. According to Mrs. Gurtz she was simply "trying to fill up her gas tank so that she could listen to the radio while waiting for Giuseppe's to open" but was not aware of the taunting squirrel on her hood.

As Mrs. Gurtz's drove away in fear, she was not sure why Mr. Dradeb was chasing her north on Route 63 but could tell he was getting closer as she "could hear Led Zeppelin's 'Immigrant Song' getting louder and louder."

According to eyewitnesses, Mr. Dradeb slammed his car into Mrs. Gurtz's sending the Impreza into a tailspin and flipping the squirrel with the bagel in claw onto Nad's windshield. Mr. Dradeb then tried to move the squirrel into arm's reach by turning on his windshield wipers. This distracted Mr. Dradeb, as it would anyone, and he did not see an oncoming passenger car. The two cars collided sending the squirrel into a nearby wooded area.

Nad Dradeb was transferred and treated at Yale New Haven Hospital and has since been released due to his extensive knowledge of the 2nd Amendment and how to wrestle a bear.

Kcaz & Derf were the first to link the identity of this mystery man through DNA samples taken off Raccoon skin hat hairs found at the scene. Kcaz & Derf would also advise anybody to leave Mr. Dradeb and his bagel alone if seen on the streets of Naugatuck.

Artist's Rendering of Nad Dradeb

The Beginning

Zack: no google blog is probably simple

so we need a joint google account?

Fred: yea im kind of making it now

Zack: ok

Fred: kcazandderf@gmail.com

its available

Zack: i like how im first billing

Fred: just because its backwards

so you're last

Zack: damit